I shall post a few up here.
This is supposed to represent me:
And this, the bastard. I shall rename his surname to Blackeroo:
That is supposed to be a mug shot of him taken at night. No flash, sorry.
SCENE 1
"Good morning Blackeroo." *pretends to walk away
"Oy, come back here and greet me properly."
"But you're not a teacher, you don't teach, you stupid stinkin' goddamned motherfucker."
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I got this idea from 8DAYS.
SCENE 2
"Good morning Mr Blackeroo."
*pretends to ignore me and walks away
"Mr Blackeroo."
"What?"
"Mr Blackeroo, you seem to be leaning to one side."
"Don't try to be funny with me."
"But Mr Blackeroo! You are really leaning to one side, maybe one of your testicles is heavier than the other."
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SCENE 3
"Mr Blackeroo..."
*he turns around
DIE DIE DIE!~!!
"Good morning Blackeroo." *pretends to walk away
"Oy, come back here and greet me properly."
"But you're not a teacher, you don't teach, you stupid stinkin' goddamned motherfucker."
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Yeah, he doesn't teach any academic subject. By right he should be cleaning toilet bowls. Don't you know how fucking smelly the toilets are?
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I got this idea from 8DAYS.
SCENE 2
"Good morning Mr Blackeroo."
*pretends to ignore me and walks away
"Mr Blackeroo."
"What?"
"Mr Blackeroo, you seem to be leaning to one side."
"Don't try to be funny with me."
"But Mr Blackeroo! You are really leaning to one side, maybe one of your testicles is heavier than the other."
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SCENE 3
"Mr Blackeroo..."
*he turns around
DIE DIE DIE!~!!
Note: For all the scenarios he is supposed to have a heart attack at the end. He does not survive. Duh. You never watch Death Note before meh?
On his funeral date I shall pretend to mourn for his death and play the following song at his wake. Please listen leh.
Lollipop by MIKA.
Sucking too hard on your lollipop,
oh love's gonna get you down,
Sucking too hard on your lollipop,
oh love's gonna get you down.
Say love, say love,
Oh love's gonna get you down.
Say love, say love,
Oh love's gonna get you down.
oh love's gonna get you down,
Sucking too hard on your lollipop,
oh love's gonna get you down.
Say love, say love,
Oh love's gonna get you down.
Say love, say love,
Oh love's gonna get you down.
Nowadays I keep visualising his death when I listen to this song. Maybe that's why I like it so much. ^_^
Oh... or maybe he will die while sucking on his lollipop. Yay!
Joy to the world!
Your Mother.
p/s This post will be incredibly boring unless you view all loaded images and have listened to the song.