BOO! people
hahahahahaha
im like SO IN THE ACCOUNT [now i know why i couldn't log in that time]
WHAT THE HELL! i never log out my account
RETARDED sia
okay im very very bored
so im just posting this for the fun of it
don't worry...i will post some thing better next time
PAI SEH LAH(:

and here is a joke i came across one day

One day, Ronnie told his mother, "I am getting married
to this beautiful girl. Her name is Valerie."
That night, Ronnie's father took him outside and told him
quietly, "Valerie is actually your half-sister, and so you can't
marry her."
Ronnie was heartbroken. One year later he announced, "Dolly
has agreed to marry me."
Again the father broke the news, "Dolly is your half-sister too."
Ronnie was very angry. He went to his mother, "Everytime i fall in love,
Father tells me the girl is my half-sister."
His mother shook her head. "Don't worry about what he says.
He's not really your father."

and HERE's another one
maybe it would be harder to understand

Many years ago, a young woman, with a baby in her arms,
entered a baker's shop and told him that the baby was his
and asked what was he going to do about it. The baker
offered to provide her with free bread until the boy was 18.
One fine day the teenager, who had been collecting bread
regularly, told the baker, "I'll be 18 next week."
"I know," said the baker. "Tell your mother, when you
take this piece of bread home, that it is the last free bread
she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
The boy went home and told his mother what the baker had said.
The woman smiled and replied, "Go back and tell the baker that
I have also had free meat, free milk, and free groceries for the
last 18 years. And don't forget to watch the expression on HIS face!"

okay im done for this post
I WILL BE BACK
wahahahahahahahahahaha

BY: DA[nette]